A good farmer rotates his crops. This one rotates his selfie angles: left, right, slight chin tilt, repeat until the sparkles come in.
He’s the cousin at the wedding who clocks the photographer before the bride does and somehow appears in every group shot, shades on, even in the church. Give him this on his birthday and he’ll assume it’s a documentary.
Real aura needs constant topping up; this just needs a rinse, and since it’s an 11oz sublimation print, the dishwasher will do that.
He’s labelled himself ICON, so nobody else has to.




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