This funny sloth mug defines a very relatable condition: procaffeinating, the tendency to not start anything until the coffee’s been had.
A sleepy sloth cradles its own steaming mug reading “Coffee First, Everything Later”. A bold dictionary-style definition sums up every slow morning. The artwork uses warm tones. The print stays sharp on a glossy white glaze.
Give this mug to coffee lovers. Or give it to professional snoozers. It also suits anyone who refuses to function before their first cup. Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa and housewarmings. It’s a well-earned treat for yourself, too.
Sloths move at their own pace, so this one clearly isn’t going anywhere until that mug’s empty. Pick the 11oz for a standard dose. Or choose the 15oz for the days that need a lot more coffee.
Why this funny sloth mug is a great gift:
- Funny sloth mug with a sleepy coffee-lover design
- Great gift for coffee lovers and slow starters
- Perfect for tea, coffee or hot chocolate
- Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa and desk gifts
- Family friendly and completely gift-ready
- Available in two RudeCuppa mug sizes, 11oz and 15oz
We make it to order, especially for RudeCuppa customers. We also recommend hand washing to keep the print sharp for years. Browse more funny mugs in the RudeCuppa collection. Or read up on the world’s slowest mammal over on Wikipedia.
This mug suits a kitchen worktop, an office desk, or a birthday surprise. The sturdy C-handle stays easy to hold through sleepy mornings. Plus, the wide base keeps it steady next to the kettle. It’s a proper conversation starter for anyone who lives by the coffee-first rule.
