At every hundredth birthday, someone leans in and asks for the secret to a long life. The person holding this mug can simply point at it. The printed answer credits a century of excellence, then adds a bracketed suspicion that stubbornness did a fair share of the work.
Slow and steady is supposed to win the race, but this tortoise has been steady for a hundred years without a single sign of the slow. That makes it a fitting present for a great-gran who still wins at cards and says the secret is not telling anyone.
Sublimation-printed and dishwasher safe, this is 11oz of ceramic that should outlast the bunting.
A hundred years, zero hurry.




Reviews
No reviews yet. This mug is still waiting for its first honest verdict.